“It’s pretty bizarre [being a nerdy sex symbol] because I was stupendously awkward-looking up until about tenth grade. I looked like a flapper from the 1920s with the body of a troll.”
(via reided)
DON’T SNEAK UP ON ME AND TRY TO SCARE ME
DON’T CLAP YOUR HANDS IN MY FACE OR SLAM DOORS TO SEE IF I’LL FLINCH
DON’T LAUGH AT ME OR MAKE JOKES IF I DO FLINCH AT SOMETHING
DON’T GRAB MY SHOULDER TO GET MY ATTENTION IF I DON’T KNOW YOU’RE THERE
DON’T DO IT
DON’T DO IT
DON’T DO IT
(via fake-mermaid)